Ramblings about the universe - 2

My brain wants to continue pondering about the universe….. so kindly beware, that what may come out of it will be 100% gibberish, but all the same my brain needs an outlet, so what better place on the internet than a blog that no one reads.

SO…..where was I? So GOD finally decided to deploy man and woman on earth. He decides to create a garden called Eden and place these two dumb idiots over there. Those two dumb idiots were basically idiots who had no idea what to do other than stare at each other. GOD frustrated with these idiots decides to send in a snake in an apple tree to send signal to Eve to entice that dumb Adam and procreate. The snake must have spent a good deal of time with the woman, coz she was a WOMAN. And made her eat the apple, which was the ancient form of the now Viagra. Eve surely must have had no trouble teaching adam about sex.

Another thought comes to my end….. (u remember that eternal unsolvable question---what came first? The chicken or the egg?..... Well! If Adam and Eve arrived on earth as adults, then surely the chicken arrived before the egg.)

Anyway these two buggers procreate and wait 9 months for their offspring to form. All this while they were experimenting on all the things given to them by GOD. The following dialogue must have gone on between those two……

Adam: Hi. Errr……… what are these two round things on your chest? I don’t have them.
Eve: I don’t know, but they are useless, and what is that thing between your legs?
Adam: I don’t know, but its not useless.
Eve: did you know if I closed my eyes I cant see anything, that mean these eyes are for us to see.
Adam: you are so intelligent Eve.
Eve:And another thing I have noticed. If I close my ears then I cant hear.
Adam: Wow you are superb.
Eve: thankx. If we eat, if something goes in side our body it becomes paste inside and comes out. Whatever comes out of our body has bad smell.
Adam: you are right about that. Liquid comes from front and solid from behind
Eve: yes. But you are lucky to have attachment in the front side. I don’t have one.

My brain suddenly wonders if there was any language at all in the beginning of time. I mean u have to learn something right? You just cant have learnt everything right from birth. That means these two wouldn’t have been communicating at all.

Damn……… there goes my communication theory. Out the window.

(My brain is still thinking………..thought process has been stopped, more rambling later…thankx for reading :D)

Ramblings about the universe - 1

My polluted freaked out brain today wants to ponder about the universe. My brain really has too much time at its disposal.

After 2 minutes of intense speculation, my brain has finally come up with this analysis! Read it at your own risk! Be aware that this is high speed speculation without brakes. This is a write up directly from my brain. Totally unconnected ramblings which will start one place take a lot of left and right turns, may change roads, and end up somewhere far far away from the topic it began with. So…. Read it at your own preil.

Well, as the Bible says, God created light. I wonder why he was sitting in the dark all this while? ANd once he invented light , I wonder what he saw, coz there wasn’t anything to see. I just wonder what he was doing all by himself….. I mean surely he must have had a female companion right? Now who invented God is the million dollar question.

Anyway…. As my brain was analyzing….. (another warning again….. my brain is at full speed…cant stop) God decided to invent man, and I guess he found MAN boring so he invented WOMAN. I am sure after inventing theses two samples he must have really got bored of looking at them. They must have been doing absolutely nothing. Well he has to entertain his female companion now doesn’t he? SO he decides to make these two samples do something. He creates a world to live in. now… our science says that dinosaurs ruled the earth before man.

So………my brain wonders…… what the hell were these dinosaurs doing on earth. I mean what could be the reason for these creatures to be on earth? What kind of entertainment value to they present to GOD? Except grazing, hunting, and reproducting? May be GOD was just experimenting with earth and how he could make it better. I suppose he created the entire universe first and then got bored to detail all the planets and all the stars and all the solar systems. Or he just concentrated on our solar system. May be had created man and woman on another solar system and all the while invented dinosaurs to inhabit here, so that he could try his experiments elsewhere. Quite possibly his monumental experiments failed and he probably destroyed a few solar systems in the process.

And then, Finally, decided to perform his experiments on earth. Probably, got bored with the boring dinosaurs and decided to make them extinct…….. and introduce man and woman on this earth.

(to be continued………if my brain decides to….)

My first blog entry!!!!

Hi Folks!!!!

Am pretty sure not a soul in the world is ever going to read this blog entry, so its basically me putting my thoughts out to myself.

WHy am I starting this blog??? I am really really not sure

I just want to get these thoughts outa my head.


DO you feel that 2 or 3 people are having a conversation in your head? You dont? Yeah!!! You are normal, I am not and I do and its like a round table conference happening in my head and i am just a mute spectator.

damn it! No peace, not even for a single moment.

Its hard to concentrate on the real world, its happenings it's sound, its vibes, when all you can hear are voices inside your head!!!

Its wierd!!! i am wierd, but how many people know this? none. coz am normal from the outside...

bah!!!! My time's up... gotta go!!!!!!!!!

It was nice talking to nobody... For once the voices inside my head were more content in watching what i was putting out there. Hmmmm seems like a solution to a problem doesnt it?

Anywayz!!!

ADIOS