Ramblings about the universe - 2

My brain wants to continue pondering about the universe….. so kindly beware, that what may come out of it will be 100% gibberish, but all the same my brain needs an outlet, so what better place on the internet than a blog that no one reads.

SO…..where was I? So GOD finally decided to deploy man and woman on earth. He decides to create a garden called Eden and place these two dumb idiots over there. Those two dumb idiots were basically idiots who had no idea what to do other than stare at each other. GOD frustrated with these idiots decides to send in a snake in an apple tree to send signal to Eve to entice that dumb Adam and procreate. The snake must have spent a good deal of time with the woman, coz she was a WOMAN. And made her eat the apple, which was the ancient form of the now Viagra. Eve surely must have had no trouble teaching adam about sex.

Another thought comes to my end….. (u remember that eternal unsolvable question---what came first? The chicken or the egg?..... Well! If Adam and Eve arrived on earth as adults, then surely the chicken arrived before the egg.)

Anyway these two buggers procreate and wait 9 months for their offspring to form. All this while they were experimenting on all the things given to them by GOD. The following dialogue must have gone on between those two……

Adam: Hi. Errr……… what are these two round things on your chest? I don’t have them.
Eve: I don’t know, but they are useless, and what is that thing between your legs?
Adam: I don’t know, but its not useless.
Eve: did you know if I closed my eyes I cant see anything, that mean these eyes are for us to see.
Adam: you are so intelligent Eve.
Eve:And another thing I have noticed. If I close my ears then I cant hear.
Adam: Wow you are superb.
Eve: thankx. If we eat, if something goes in side our body it becomes paste inside and comes out. Whatever comes out of our body has bad smell.
Adam: you are right about that. Liquid comes from front and solid from behind
Eve: yes. But you are lucky to have attachment in the front side. I don’t have one.

My brain suddenly wonders if there was any language at all in the beginning of time. I mean u have to learn something right? You just cant have learnt everything right from birth. That means these two wouldn’t have been communicating at all.

Damn……… there goes my communication theory. Out the window.

(My brain is still thinking………..thought process has been stopped, more rambling later…thankx for reading :D)